(RACHEL): How to Get Rid of "The Unwanted"

Merry Christmas blah blah blah. People make me angry so I've thought of some awesome ways to get rid of them. I would try these myself but I'm not strong enough or ninja enough, so sadly I can just shake my fist at them and scowl. Anyway, Enjoy.

Of course there's an infinite number of ways to maim someone but these are the ones that came to my mind first.